Some of our favored movies have provide us with long , mess about motion . Like how does Bane eat ? And what sort of mental legal injury does a giant bounder dragon inflict on a duo of fry in the real world ? And so many other unrequited questions .
Here are the blue-pencil scenes we wish were on the videodisk for our best-loved movies .
admonition : Spoilers for The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises below .
Bane Has Dinner – The Dark Knight Rises
How does Bane eat on ? What does Bane eat ? expect at those musculus , you do n’t bulk up on magical steroids alone , the body needs fuel . But Bane ca n’t even take his masquerade party off . In the film , one displaced tube practically disenable the “ evermore in the friend geographical zone ” monster , so his dieting would have to pass through the mask . Is this the first villain to be on a lasting juice cleanse ? We need to get it on !
Magneto’s Craft Time – X-Men: First Class
Once Erik Lehnsherr has defeated Sebastian Shaw and filch his fancy telepath - blocking helmet , he reappears in the last to break Emma Frost out of prison . In this scene the original Shaw headdress has been wholly revamp into the classical Magneto helmet from the comics . Which means in between paralyse Charles Xavier and pick up Emma Frost , Erik pose down to paint his raw hat purple ( and tot a few ornamental touches like the horns ) . We would like to find Magneto ’s craft niche .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBI8uCKi2lI
The Three Sea Shells – Demolition Man
Everybody makes a jest about the “ three sea shell ” and how primitive and loathsome it is to apply john newspaper publisher . But NO ONE demonstrate US HOW THEY WORK ? gravely , we require an instructional video recording , and no it does n’t have to be disgusting — just practice profane liquid like in diaper commercials .
Awkward Adolescent Xenomorphs – Alien/Aliens
What happens after a Chestburster burst out of their host ’s chest , and before they become a fully grownup Xenomorph ? We know they disgorge off their tegument — but what does an teen alien look like ? Are they mauve ? Do they get passing awe-inspiring HR Giger acne ? Show us !
Nick Fury Paints With Blood – The Avengers
Nick Fury ’s extremely dramatic , over - the - top throw down of Agent Coulson ’s precious trading menu ( now report with the light S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent ’s blood ) was all a lie . When Agent Hill points out that the cards were in Coulson ’s storage locker , we right away visualized Fury tip toe around the helicarrier dip the cards in whatever profligate he could retrieve . Or even unzipping Coulson ’s body dish and just waving his hand around like a grab bag . graphics viaPalalife .
20 Years Later- The Neverending Story
Bastian ’s retaliation on the school bullies seemed a little extreme , even for the eighty . We ’re so happy someone else agrees with us and demo us what happened after a giant white dragon tried to eat a leash of children in broad daylight .
How Does This Work? – Galaxy Quest
Thermians gender , come on you ’ve think about it . How did Fred Kwan know how to make love life to Laliari ? Was n’t there an , “ Oh sorry that’s….your heart … my bad ” second ?
Bat-Liner – Batman Begins
In the gritty “ real ” Batman globe Chris Nolan was canalise , did n’t anyone else believe it was strange that Batman still caked on the centre constitution ? We want to see Bruce Wayne put on optic makeup before putting on his mask . Kick - Ass made this work , why could n’t Nolan ?
Thanks toTeam Coco ’s hilarious Dark Knight Risespost for the inspiration .
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