Douche Ad Proclaims Vagina Most Powerful Entity in History

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Okay , preemptively , enough giggling . Feminine hygiene is serious business enterprise — and booming stage business , too . Which is why Summer ’s Eve has dropped this big budget yonic ode to the distaff genital organ , which they say shaped the form of history .

It ’s not often that you get to reflect upon both vaginas and ninjas at once , but when offer the chance , I ’ll take it . I ’m not really certain what the underlying message is here , though — keep your netherparts chemically clean or men wo n’t battle to the death over you ? Or you wo n’t rise to lead a mighty civilization ? I do n’t think the stakes are quite that high . Then again , maybe I just have n’t get together a female child with privates worth jousting over . [ viaThe Frisky ]