The Gizmodo office is rife with Australians .
I think . There are only two . But that is a lot , statistically speaking . According to Wikipediathere are only about 60 well - known Australians in America . Also according to Wikipedia , in the year 2000 , there were only about 61,000 Aussies horfing down Vegemite while tell us that what we had was n’t a knife . So to have two of them rolling around the situation sing about made up sound places like Sydney and Melbourne was some out-and-out acculturation daze .
But it has also made me judge to sound coolheaded and worldly by advert thing I love about their “ bless country”—only to realize that I was actuallytalking about New Zealand . So here ’s the deal , outside of Mad Max : Fury Road and Baz Lurhman ’s seminal ode to ranching , Australia , the kingdom from Down Under has give way this world of ours basically nothing .
Illustration by: Angelica Alzona
I think of they charge like $ 4,000 for a copy of Photoshop , give tree their own posting addresses , and wo n’t letpeople trifle NecroVisioN , which I was skip was about necrophilia but is really just a game about defeat dead German Nazi or something .
Also I am a hundred percent sure their Prime Minister has too many teat .
Meanwhile things New Zealand has exit for it :
The Prime Minister of Australia (Image: Victoria’s Transport Accident Commission)
Lucy Lawless
hobbits
Peter Jackson ( ? )
The Frighteners
Cliff Curtis
That new Pete ’s Dragon movie , ostensibly
Whale Rider
Really nice scenery
Hercules : The Legendary Journey
Cleopatra 2525
The Piano
That one Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree
The good instalment of House Hunters International
Kiwi fruit
Kiwi shuttle
Karl Urban
Manu Bennet
Xena
Like , look at the number guy cable . Australia simply can not equate to the wonder and majesty of New Zealand . So let ’s officially lay the trans - Tasman competitor to breathe , becauseAustralia ca n’t win .
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