This Thursday , America shuts down to fete Thanksgiving , a day of either remembrance of the hardship endured ( and survived ) by the pilgrim when they first do to the country ( Admittedly , the native Americans may have help more than a little bit there ) , or of getting a twenty-four hours off of work . As a non - American , I ascertain about Thanksgiving through the Macy ’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and that special episode of Buffy , which is why I ’m extra sad that none of today ’s SF television appearance seem to want to make the cause to give us the holiday special that we deserve . So lamentable , in fact , that I ’m uncoerced to give them idea as to how to make it up to us next yr . Gobble it up , goggle box people . Knight Rider If ever there was a show that was made to have a Thanksgiving episode , it ’s this awkward updating of the suitable 1980s “ Good Samaritan – With a motorcar ” show . Given the unlikely life lessons that the reboot ’s Mike Tracer has a propensity to give the new KITT , I can easily see Mike spending the episode explaining the history of the holiday in his own lunk - headed fashion in between pull through native Americans from a villain with a altogether obvious name like “ White Settler Pilgrim Bastard Jr. ” And then , when he ’s done , he ’d drive up to some bar with the rest of his bunch , where some woman would show him her cleavage , and then demand if his car was the only thing he liked fast and lubed . The sequence would end with him turning to the camera and saying “ Now that ’s what I ’m thankful for ! ” Star war : The Clone Wars We journey to Kashyyyk , where the Wookies are celebrating their annual Life Day . Planning to convince the Wookies to connect the Republic in their struggle against the evil Count Dooku and his seperatists , Padme gets captured and has to be rescue by Anakin , Ahsoka and a brand unexampled Jedi that we ’ve never seen before . Who looks like a Meleagris gallopavo . After a brave and ferocious battle , Padme is rescue , but the turkey Jedi sacrifice himself in the summons . The ending of the episode sees the Wookies and our heroes gather around a great feast , as Yoda prompt everyone about the brave sacrifices that have been made so that everyone could be there that day , and says something about “ Thanks , we must be give on this day . ” And then R2 makes that farting noise and everyone laughs . fall behind This one ’s soft : Everyone on the island sits down for a special Thanksgiving dinner , while we ostentate - forward to see the Thanksgivings of everyone once they get off the island . Hurley deplete turkey while talking to the ghosts of Charlie and Mr. Ecko , Kate begin disappointed because Aaron wo n’t sit up straight at the table , Sayid and Sun just have normal twenty-four hours because they ’re not American , and Jack just drinks and feels more sorry for himself than normal because the Snoopy balloon in the Macy ’s parade was kind of shitty that class . The episode ends with Ben appearing in Jack ’s flat , and making some snide comment about how awful his spirit is and why Jack has to go back to the island . “ It ’s metre to give thanks for everything you ’ve become , Jack , ” he ’ll smirk , and then the cover will reduce to nigrify with that thud stochasticity they always do . Heroes The episode starts with a flashback to the eclipse that devote everyone their powers , while Mohinder gives us a boring soliloquy about how everything changed that day … and not only for humans . We see a turkey in a slaughterhouse suddenly gain increased intelligence , the business leader to talk and superspeed . After break a short voice communication about why he does n’t need to die , the turkey escapes , and is pursued by HRG … but why is he working alone ? We find out in a climactic final scene where the turkey ’s life is redeem by Sylar , Peter and Nathan , who reveal the shocking truth : The turkey is another lost Petrelli ! Cut to Angela looking at a bowl of stuffing and saying “ My honeyed fiddling boy … Soon we will be together again . ” Terminator : The Sarah Connor Chronicles last daring to take the serial in a whole fresh – and reasonably “ particular episode of Bewitched ” – direction , the episode features Skynet ’s most shocking plan yet : Sending a Terminator back to 1621 to disrupt the first Thanksgiving ever and kill the Pilgrim ancestor of John Connor ( who , in a cost - cut metre , can be play by Thomas Dekker , the current John Connor ) . you may bestow in all of the regular cast to recreate various fleck - parts , and keep them all pretty consistent with their usual reference . Just remember to have them say “ thee ” instead of “ you , ” to verify it ’s historically consistent . Who would n’t want to see Summer Glau ride up on a horse to economise Connor ’s ascendent by say “ get along with me if thee wants to live ” ?
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