penetrate to viewIn honor of Futurama ’s large homecoming to the humans of tomorrow ( usable for just $ 17.99 ! ) , we acquaint to you the convenience we love and fear from the entire Futurama history . Our leaning from the cryogenic stasis automobile of the first sequence to the cryogenic stasis automobile feature in the moving-picture show ( psst , it ’s the same one ! ) . Yes , we have to allow that being superfans , we already watched the movie three time . Verdict : It ’s proficient ! Now here are the appliance we love and fear from the world of Futurama .
• Cryogenic Tube ( Want ): Imaging freeze yourself until Metal Gear Solid 4 comes out , or sticking your dying heel Seymore into stasis until modern science becomes mod enough to desexualise whatever trouble him ? The only downside is that your supporter and/or wife will get older while you stay the same age .
• Suicide Booth ( Do Not Want ): We ’d hate to be Superman with his pants down trying to commute into his suit of clothes in one of these things .
• What If Machine ( need ): Imagine a machine that could tell you what would happen if you did something . Well you would n’t have to imagine if you had a What If Machine .
• Farnsworth Parabox ( Do Not Want ): A corner that lets you travel to an exact opposite dimension as yourself could be fun , what with the perfectly harmonious violence and all . But if you ’re not heedful , you could be travel to all kinds of weird parallel universes that have malevolent versions of you , people with box as heads , or even stoner .
• Scooty Puff Junior ( Do Not require ): Scooty Puff Junior Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu …
• Holophoner ( Want ): Besides being somewhat much the hard cat’s-paw ever , you could make a cleaning woman fall in love with you just by playing it really , really well ( more so than any other instrument ) . Play it well and you ’ll make an action / adventure epic with just the air in your lungs and the fingers on your hand . Play it ill and you ’ll scare the crap out of Kyd at your reading . Good mean solar day , ma’am .
• Torgo ’s Executive Powder ( Want ): Made of the ground - up cadaver of Fox web Executives , Torgo ’s Executive Powder is nifty for whatever ails you . We probably would n’t use the powder — either on our private parts or elsewhere — but it ’s full to see the execs who cancelled Futurama get what ’s amount to them .
• Bender ( Undecided ): Having a robot for a best friend may vocalise good on the Earth’s surface , but one that tries to kill you , steals your money , call you a robosexual , stabs you , perforate you in the catgut , make play of your wiener , and cause you sleep in the press is n’t quite what we ’re looking for . But hey , he ’s still Bender , who ’s the funniest robot we ’ve ever seen , so he ’s have that perish for him .
And for those of you who are wondering if the movie ’s any unspoilt ? Yes ! It ’s loaded with tons of in - jokes for fans that have ascertain every episode ( like us ) . Go ordinate your written matter now . Do n’t make us get Hypnotoad .
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