Here’s a Translation of All that Gangsta Slang in the iTunes Terms of Service

For the critically unhip who do n’t know their way around even the simplest of articulatio coxae - hops slang , RapGenius is something of a translating program , cataloging the atomic number 49 and outs of the genre ’s jargon , and spoon - feeding it to square like me . And what could be more jammed with heavy slangthan the “ words ” to the iTunes footing of Service agreement ?

I ’m move to go out on a arm here and say the iTunes TOS ( by the Hella Apple Lawyers ) does n’t have much flow , but that has n’t stop someone fromthrowing it up on RapGenius for a much needed account , yo . Do n’t expect a in particular straight - faced reading of legalese here , but rather a more cynical and profanity - laden interpretation of the mammoth TOS . You know , the kind of reading you ask . And the wiki - base system means it ’ll only get better with metre .

The iTunes TOS is n’t the only non - rap on RapGenius . you could hold back out a ( less funny ) translation of thetranscript from the first presidential argumentation , too . That say , the Hella Apple Lawyers drop the sickest rhyme ; I ca n’t expect for their next single , “ Scroll down to read the updated agreement . ” [ RapGeniusviaCNET ]

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