There are a peck of great not - dependable things atFacts I Just Made Up , but only one forces us to imagine a Earth where hoi polloi have just enough noesis to incidentally summon an archangel to a high-pitched school .
This is what the entry titled “ Scenes from L.A. ’s growing magician trouble ” looks like :
12 - 19 - 12 , Los Angeles . New graffiti was found at L.A.’sGeorge Carlin High School today check off a young tiptop in the occultgraffiti epidemic that harry the city . Said L.A. Police CommissionerCrowley , “ They say the deoxyephedrine wash away but that ’s not the problemhere . The issuance is that these sigils are made by amateur occultist whodon’t always love what they ’re doing . They have in mind to score their etherealturf but several of these coalition are capable of awakening Samael . ”
Samael , last take care slaughter the first born sons of Egypt , couldnot be reached for comment . We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimonyhowever so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee fromits tomb in England for an interview . enounce the archetypical wizard,“Where am I ? Why hast one thousand arouse me ? Oh how I yearn to return to thesweet embracing of death , for my every present moment alive is an eternity ofpain ! ”
distressing language indeed .
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